Mike: How are you? Are you ready for your trip?

Tim: I’m well. Thank you for asking. Yes, I’m as ready as you might think. I need a rest.

Mike: You’re welcome. Where are you going to travel?

Tim: I’m going to Mexico, Texas and Quebec. Do you think the weather will be good?

Mike: Maybe. Who will you go with? Ben?

Tim: Meh, I think you know. I’m going with your girlfriend, Jenny.

Mike: What are you doing with my Jenny? You’d better have a good reason to go with her.

Tim: Nope. Don’t you worry, Jenny and I are very friendly. You won’t believe this, and I hope you won’t get jealous, but everything is okay except for the hotel. Can you help me?

Mike: What is wrong with the hotel?

Tim: You told me the hotel would be empty, so I didn’t check if there were any large rooms.

Mike: Are you saying what I think you’re saying?

Tim: Almost everything is full – everybody seems to be traveling this time of year, so you won’t believe it.

Mike: Don’t you say it.

Tim: Your girlfriend and I will have to share a bed. There are no other rooms. Are you mad? You’re welcome to call and check on us every night. See you.

Mike: You go to hell.